Best funny team names for EA FC 26
We’ve all been there, where you load into a game of Ultimate Team or Clubs and the opponent’s team name throws you off. And yet, sometimes thinking of a hilarious or original pun isn’t easy for your own side.
A few of these are originals we have used before in previous seasons, and others have been generated with some help from ChatGPT – who seemed to absolutely love a pun, it has to be said. Have a scroll through and find your next name!
- Yamal or Nothing
- Šeško and You Shall Receive
- Isak and the Beanstalk
- The Palmer Violet
- Palmer Sutra
- All About That Šeško
- Sesko Mode
- More Than Yamal
- Yamal Be Sorry
- Vini Vidi Vici
- Erling Me Softly
- De Bruyne Ultimatum
- Mount & Blade
- A Touch of Klaassen
- Cucurella Storm
- Raya Sunshine
- Raya or the Highway
- Rice Above It
- Declan in the Streets
- Mounting Pressure
- Madd for It
- Foden Your Way Home
- Ake and Destroy
- Erling Me Softly
- Haal and Oates
- Odegaardian Angels
- Don’t Look Back in Anger-linho
- Mainoo Attraction
- Kobbie’s World
- Garnacho Nacho Man
- Chiesa the Day
- Coman Get Me
- Chilly Con Carne
- Disasi and Chips
- You’re Gvardiol to Me
- Keeper Up Appearances
- Timberland Defence
- Raya Light
- Bowen Arrow
- Pulisic Minds
- Full Metal Julep
- Son Burn
- Lads on Toney
- The Watkins Wagon
- Leon King of the Jungle
- Mbeumo in the Night
- Goal of Szoboszlai
- Szobo Cop
- Mac Attack
- Mitoma Matters
- Evan Sent
- Pedro Pan
- Pedro the Line
- Ferguson Firing Squad
- Doku Doku Goose
- Breaking Baena
- Yeremy Spoke
- Laporte Authority
- Dias Another Day
- Stones Throw Away
- Akanjiiiiiis
- Wirtz of Endearment
- Wirtz Around Town
- Havertz Your Enthusiasm
- Kai Hard With a Vengeance
- Saka Potatoes
- Rice Rice Maybe
- Sancho Libre
- Branthwaite Lies
- Calvin Klein-Phillips
- Rasmus All Night Long
- Højlund and Clear
- Onana What’s My Name
- Shaw Thing Returns
- Maguire and Furious
- Wan More Time
- Dalot or Nothing
- Casemiracle
- Amrabat Intentions
- Malacia Smooth
- Antony Up Front
- Martial Law
- Lindelof My Life
- Trippier Business
- Pope Idol
- Botman Begins
- Almiron Almighty
- Gordon RamsGoals
- Longstaffed
- Burn Notice
- Tonali Express
- Isakly Ever After
- Callum as You See It
- Sesko Pocus
- Yamal-ed to the Floor
- Lamine Event
- Palmer Party
- Moises and Men
- Caicedo the Distance
- Nkunku on You
- Madueke the Best of It
- Enzo the Spot
- Chilwell My Heart
- Class on Grass
- Alisson Wonderland
- Cech Your Hard Drive
- Kanu Believe It
- Real SoSoBad
- Game of Throw-Ins
- Crouch Potato
- Victorious Secret
- Ctrl Alt De Laet
- Back of the Neto
- Pique Blinders
- Mané on Fire
- Deeney in a Bottle
- Giroud Awakening
- Flying Without Ings
- Ayew Serious?
- Net Six and Chill
- Neville Wears Prada
- Kroos Control
- Panic at the Isco
- Rice Rice Baby
- Obi-Wan Iwobi
- Tea & Busquets
- Batshuayi Crazy
- Kiss My Pass
- Let’s Get Messi
- Show Me the Mané
- Blame it on the VAR
- Sterling Silver
- The Vardy Boys
- Messi Business
- Kepa Clean Sheet
- Murder on Zidane’s Floor
- Knockaert Blow
- N’Golo Locos
- Willian Dollar Baby
- Klopp Goes the Weasel
- Haaland Security
- Shakhtar Senseless
- Who Ate All Depays?
- Schürrle You Can’t Be Serious
- Klopp This Way
- You Kante Be Serious
- AC Me Rollin’
- Ruddy Hell
- Merteslacker
- Get the Klopp Outta Here
- Call Me Maybé
- Neuer Gonna Give You Up
- Barkley’s Nutmeg Stand
- Baines on Toast
- Lads on Toure
- Top of the Klopps
- Giroud Sandstorm
- Tikka Mo Salah
- Stirling Effort
- Firmino Cheese
- Kante Touch This
- Obafemi Martians
- Iniesta la Vista
- Diego Costa Coffee
- Lovren an Elevator
- Boom Xhakalaka
- Sarri Not Sarri
- The Cesc Pistols
- Makelele and the Funky Bunch
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels
- Ctrl Alt Defeat
- Oxlade-Chamberlain of Secrets
- The Kouyaté Kid
- Run the Kewells
- Absolutely Fabregas
- Obi One Kenobi Nil
- Luke KyleWalker
- What the Ekotto
- Lingardium Leviosa
- Inglorious Bas Dost
- Right In the Feghoulis
- Blood Sweat and Beers
- Lahmageddon
- Xhaka Khan
- Krul and the Gang
- De Roon the World
- Dzeko and the Bunnymen
- Three Little Birds
- Sherlock Mahrez
- Let’s Get Fizzical
- Pepe Pig
- Reyna of Terror
- Klopp ‘Til You Drop
- Sons of Anarchy
- Ctrl Alt De Ligt
- The Big Lewandowski
- Vini Vidi Vici
- Dynamo Chicken Kiev
- Pathetico Madrid
- Shaw Thing
- Ferran for Your Life
- Unbelievable Jeff
- Two’s Kompany
- Balotelli’s Angels
- Hakimi the Dream
- Pope Fiction
- Kante Kick It?
- On the Marc
- Werner’s Originals
- Silence of the Lahms
- Real Bettis Hotpot
- Lord of the Ings
- Krul Intentions
- Shalom Havers
- The Wizard of Özil
- Schweinsteiger’s Sausages
- Benchwarmers United
- Men Behaving Chadli
- The Mad Hattericks
- InSane Sterling
- Wish Upon a VAR
- Backstreet Moyes
- Get the Mendy
- AbraDubravka
- Hungry for Goals
- Just Kepa It Real
- Stones Cold
- Buffon the GOAT
- Gone in 60 Sterling
- Let’s Get Zidane-gerous
- Demolition Mané
- Ayew Ready?
- The Immobile Army
- Maguire’s Web
- Gakpo the Distance
- Right In the Feghoulis
- Modrić Magic
- Barely Got Pulisic
- Time Wijnaldum
- Firmino Problem
- Eye of the Trippier
- Holding Up the Play
- Cash Flow
- Boateng on Water
- Xhaka My Style
- Matip Control
- Ake Breaky Heart
- Makelele It Happen
- Finding Timo
- Odegaardians of the Galaxy
- Hakimi Hendrix
- Zouma’s Revenge
- AC Me Rollin’
- Pepe Laughs
- Me, My Delph, and I
- Party at the Sancho
- Mount Rushmore
- Robbing Hoods (Robin Koch & Aaron Ramsdale)
- Cucurella De Vil
- Tommy Yasu
- Mendy’s Marvels
- Can’t Touch Matic
- Chilwell the Force
- The Full Kroos
- 50 Shades of Andy Gray
- Laporte de Triomphe
- Coq au Vin (Francis Coquelin)
- John Terry and the Jets
- Gunnersaurus R.I.P.
- Mo Money Mo Problems
- Greased Lighting (Greasy Sánchez)
- Ready Steady N’Golo
- Call Me a Caballero
- Oblak Eagles
- Matic on Fire
- Sergio My Hero
- My Little Pogba
- Partey Time
- Aguero of Sunshine
- Stand by Mepham
- Tomi Gun
- Chicharito Burritos
- Mané Back
- Mull It Over
- No Prob Lloris
- Dembele Ringers
- Shaw Off
- Fernand-ough!
- Chopping Boadu
- Dropped Like Stones
- Take Your Pique
- Alaba Kadabra
- Ready Steady Freddy (Fred)
- Thibaut My God
- Saka to Me
- Hakuna Matataxi
- Ben Mee Up
- Get Your Rodrygo
- King of the Kante
- Hala Madridistas
- Football and Chillwell
- Full Krul
- Grimaldo’s Groove
- Joao Wonderland
- Rodon to Nowhere
- Fabinho Future
- Hojbjerg the Storm
- Break in Case of Edergency
- Top Bins with Llorente
- Who’s Ya Matic?
- Studying the Gundogan
- My Ballatelli
- Llorente Rangers
- Hold the Lineker
- Sweeper Keepers
- Fast and Furlong
- Aguerd for Life
- Why So Serie A?
- Can’t Say No to Kolo
- The Matip Dance
- MacAllister in Wonderland
- Romelu-ver and Over
- Scott Offside
- De Tomas Doubts
- Wirtz Case Scenario
- Wirtz of Wisdom
- Rise of the Firpo
- 24 Carat Maguire
- Cornet Tossers
- French Toast and Pavard
- Banega in the Wind
- Sarr Wars
- Stop Me If You’ve Hird
- Soucek Yourself
- Bring Out the Gnabry
- Konate Believe It
- To the Mendy
- Coman the Destroyer
- Alex of Hearts
- Chiesa the Moment
- Bernardeschi’s Bakery
- Lamp It Up
- Messi of the North
- Walker Texas Ranger
- Mané Event
- Ings Can Only Get Better
- Nketiah Outta Here
- Ode to Richarlison
- Saint-Maximum Effort
- The Raphinha Code
- Mykal Mount
- Emre’s Eleven
- Better Call Saúl Ñíguez
- Yamal What You Eat
- Lamine Before Time
- Keep Yamal and Carry On
- Šeško and the City
- Fifty Shades of Šeško
- The Isak Chainsaw Massacre
- License to Isak
- In Palmer’s Land
- Palmerpocalypse Now
- Lord of the Rice
- Rice Krispi Kicks
- Decland of the Free
- Ake’s Eleven
- Hakuna Ma’Ake-ta
- Haal of Fame
- Haal and Oats
- Erling the Barbarian
- Odegaardium Leviosa
- Odegardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
- The Mainoo Event
- Mainoo the Destroyer
- Nacho Average Garnacho
- Garnacho Libre
- Chiesa la Vista, Baby
- Say Yes to Chiesa
- Coman Get Your Love
- Coman Sense Prevails
- Cucurella De Vil Returns
- Cucu Later
- Raya Don’t Preach
- A Raya Hope
- Rice and Easy
- Rice Me Up Inside
- Mount Rush Goal
- Mount Everest FC
- Madd in the USA
- Madding Crowd Control
- Bowen to Run
- The Only Way is Bowen
- Pulisic Cab
- Pulidozer
- Son of a Pitch
- Here Comes the Son
- Ollie Day I’m Waiting For
- Wat the Watkins
- Mbeumo Trouble Now
- Bryan’s Anatomy
- SzoboCop Returns
- Obla-di, Obla-Szobo
- Big MacAllister
- Mac and Cheese XI
- Mitoma Toe Tappers
- Mitoma in the Bank
- Pedro Flinstones
- Peter Panenka
- Fergie Time-son
- Fergus-on Fire Again
- Hokey Doku
- Doku Baby One More Time
- Baena Split
- Yeremy Now, Cry Later
- Dias Hard with a Vengeance
- Dias and Confused
- Game of Stones
- If Stones Could Talk
- Akanji and the Jets
- Akanji Believe This?
- Wirtz of Prey
- Wirtz Case Scenario
- Havertz a Laugh
- Kai-lander: The Last Goalbender
- Saka to the Future II
- Saka My Day
- Sancho Libre
- Sanch-urday Night Fever
- Branthwaited Breath
- Branth and Rave
- Phil it to the Branthwaite
- Kalvin and the Chipmunks
- Phillips and Chill
- Ras-Moose on the Loose
- Rasmoose Attack
- Onana Means Family
- Oh Na Na What’s My Name Again?
- Shaw-some Sauce
- The Maguire Witch Project
- Maguire in the Sky with Diamonds
- Wan Solo
- Wan More Night
- Dalot Like a Pro
- Dalottery Winners
- Case Closed-miro
- Casemiracle on Grass
- Amrabattle Royale
- Amra-Bat Outta Hell
- Malacia in Wonderland
- Antony Body Can Score
- Martial Arts Academy
- Lindelof and Let Die
- Trippier by the Dozen
- Pope Fiction II
- Pope Idol Returns
- Botmageddon
- Miggy Smalls
- Lord of the Longstaff
- Burn Notice Again
- Tonali Recall
- Tonali’s Angels
- Isak of Spades
- Isak to the Future
- Sesko the Distance
- Sesko Mode Activated
- Yamal’s Angels
- Lamine to Win It
- Palmageddon
- Palm and Order
- Moises and the Ten Goals
- Caicedo with the Wind
- Nkunkzilla
- Nkunk You Very Much
- Madueke It Count Twice
- Madueking of the Castle
- Enzomnia
- Enzo the Great
- Chilwell of Fortune
- Chill Will Win
- Sterling Effort 2.0
- Raheem Supreme
- Gusto for Punishment
- Colwill and Testament
- Levitation FC
- James Bond 007 Goals
- Reece Lightning Returns
- Thiago-saurus Rex
- Badia’s Baddies
- Disasi in the Sky with Diamonds
- Fofana Banana
- Ugochukwu Me Maybe
- Petrovic My Heart
- Broja’s Mojo
- Armando-geddon
- Silva Screen
- Bernardo’s Bakery
- De Bruyne Supremacy
- Rodri or Not Rodri
- Rodri Dangerfield
- Alvarez My Way
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